At first, I thought the quote from Chuck Norris was a joke, but I googled it and read about Chuck's article: "If I am Elected President". It's a fun article by the way.
"Give a presidential pardon to … no one, ever. Baretta was right in the '70s, 'Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. Don't do it!'"
.......this is funny.